The origin of my alter ego, Dr. Winklestein...
I really didn't
like school when I was growing up. It definitely wasn't fun, I got
picked-on a lot, and I simply couldn't see the point. Why did I have to
learn all that seemingly useless stuff anyway? Oh, I had questions all
right. Lots and lots of questions about many things; but we never
covered any of those things in school; and the teachers never could
answer any of my questions.
In fact, many of
the teachers didn't appreciate my questions. I wanted to know: Why do
people get old? Why does water get bigger when it freezes when almost
everything else gets smaller? I had a lot of technical questions too
that I won't bore you with. I didn't even find answers to these
questions when I got to college! Why didn't professors know these
things? There may have been people who knew the answers to my
questions; but in two years I never ran into a single one.
It wasn't until my
junior year that I had a professor who could answer my questions. After
that I encountered several, but Dr. William Tessin was the first. His
homework and test problems always involved some fictitious person with
a funny name who drove to California and back on a single tank of gas
or lit up an entire city with a single lump of coal. His problems and
examples were about water heaters, radiators, solar panels, and
perpetual motion machines. He related scientific principles to everyday
life and turned my academic direction around. He changed the course of
my life.
When I began
teaching I wanted to have my own crazy guy who invented things and made
outrageous claims to feature in homework and test problems; so Dr.
Winklestein was born. I created a diploma for him and awarded him a
special degree: Violatum Secund Lawdum [as no one else has ever
violated the Second Law of Thermodynamics]. He only appeared in print
for several years until. . .
Along came my
brother-in-law, Kim Leonard, who could not only draw, but create
sculptures; so Dr. Winklestein leapt from the printed page! Here he is
in 3D--complete with ping pong ball eyes and a real No.2 pencil in his
monogrammed lab coat pocket! I've had this paper machete figure on my
desk since 1977!
For years I've
been telling impatient people on the phone that, "oh, yes, Dr.
Winklestein is on that project" or that, "I went home; but he was here
all night on the report" or that, "he hasn't eaten or slept in days!"
If they call back to check up on the status of their project, I just
tell them, "he's still on top of it!" He even had his own facebook
page--complete with a dog named Murphy!
He's become a
legend everywhere I've worked. Once we had a particularly
irritating client who would call every day for a progress report. One
day when he called I plopped Wink down on a stack of papers and said,
"we've just put our best man, Dr. Winklestein, on this project. In fact
he's on it right now and he won't leave the office until it's done!"
The guy was so impressed he quit calling... problem solved!
Winklestein in 3D:
The Winkle-Steamer:
Winklestein worries:
Winklestein wonders:
Winklestein lectures:
Winklestein creates:
Winklestein computes:
Winklestein puffs:
Winklestein crushes:
Winklestein says, Do Your Thermo Homework!:
Winklestein's dog Murphy:
Murphy wonders:
Murphy relaxes:
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